Monday, December 22, 2025

Deck the Halls (of Industry)


Fa-La-La-La-La - here's a holiday card I illustrated for a consultant client-he's got a creative and effective program that he's built (and I collaborated with him to create a vision map of his program that's on the sign he's presenting) but these guys are gonna stick to doing things the really old way.

Saturday, December 20, 2025

Wrestler breaks Candy Canes in Heavyweight Exhibition.

 

As in peppermint. After the high pressure gift-buyin, tree pickin, light-hangin and card signin- our masked world-champion breaks the seasonal stress by breaking a few massive candy canes and fruit cakes before shredding gift wrapped presents that he throws out of the ring and into the hands of familiar faces and fans of this furious exhibition.


Hot Dog, the Holidays are Here!


Start celebrating in good taste: A Hot Dog wrapped with lights and playing the banjo is a good start. (While I created this a long time ago-I noticed his shoes, and I'm liking how they look!)

Monday, September 29, 2025

READY TEDDY

COVER YR EARS CAUSE THIS BEAR IS GONNA ROAR AS HE BLASTS OUT OF JUNIORS ROOM WITH FLAMING PIPES AND SMOKING DRAG SLICKS- ONE MORE UNHEARD OF ANIMAL/HOT ROD HYBRID. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES AND PULL ON A HOT ROD TEDDY T SHIRT AND CRUSH SOME CRAYONS AT MY FREE DOWNLOADABLE COLORING PAGE.

ETSY: https://www.etsy.com/shop/HouseofAkron 

COLORING PAGES: https://mikewernerdraws.com/crayon-crusher-club










Wednesday, September 24, 2025

WHERE THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD

FIRESTONE? GOODYEAR? U.S. ROYALS? NO JUST A BRIGHT YELLOW RUBBER DUCK OH YEAH HE'S BURNING RUBBER TOO- JUST ANOTHER UNHEARD OF ANIMAL/HOT ROD HYBRID. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES AND PULL ON A HOT ROD RUBBER DUCK T SHIRT FROM MY ETSY STORE AND CRUSH SOME CRAYONS AT MY FREE DOWNLOADABLE COLORING PAGES:
ETSY: https://www.etsy.com/shop/HouseofAkron COLORING PAGES: https://mikewernerdraws.com/crayon-crusher-club